Women~

True things about women...

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they
feel like they're actually in control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is
irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair
game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks
of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they
know you can hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in
an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a
need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they
are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are
so successful.
8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex
is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just
knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the
emotional need.
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man
around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the
inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing
they only tell two or three people.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives
them a chance to gossip.
12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter
what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men
understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off'
switch.
14. Women think all beer is the same.
15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different
conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the
bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek
entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek
entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could
be.
17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of
clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a
seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know
what she'll feel like wearing each day.
18. Women brush their hair before bed.
19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a
pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's
responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that
gave Adam the apple?
22. Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't
stick?'
23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and
red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
24. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom
is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women
aren't looking, men kick cats.
26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her
girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call
the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the
mail.
28. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the
possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.


- madhav